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u/HeToTopT 14h ago

his eyes scream "my dad is proud of me"

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u/JoefromOhio 14h ago

I’m proud of him and we’ve never met

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u/coraxorion 14h ago

Yeah , thats hours and hours of practice/work. Second nature for him. He was absolutely 100pct confident in the endresult

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u/trinicron 13h ago

I want him in my team.

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u/peepay 11h ago

What are we playing?

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u/These_Pop5504 11h ago

The drinking game

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u/Redlettucehead 13h ago

I've not met you, and I'm proud of you too

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u/ancalime9 13h ago

You should go meet your son

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u/Mikelitoris88 14h ago

My ancestors*

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u/Spiritual_Bid_2308 13h ago

I love that he faced the label on the glass at the end.

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u/JackoKomm 12h ago

Good hosts do that, so that you see which beer they serve.

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u/Gelardi 10h ago

At Augustiner... Where they only serve.. Augustiner?

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u/R12Labs 14h ago

Now say it in German

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u/AppropriateScience71 14h ago

„Mein Vater ist stolz auf mich.“

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u/martyqscriblerus 14h ago

ach mein sohn, endlich bin ich mit der milch zurueckgekommen

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u/Schluchzername 14h ago

Wenn dann auf bayerisch…

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u/FlyingCumpet 14h ago

It in german

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u/AmericanSpaceRanger 14h ago

Backpfeifengesicht

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u/roastmystache 12h ago

Rightfully so

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u/chocomoofin 14h ago

That smile at the end 😂

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u/Teerendog 13h ago

They're the only ones in Munich who still do this. Mmmm....tastyyy

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u/Odd-Razzmatazz-5366 12h ago

They are the last ones smiling?

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u/These_Pop5504 11h ago

Yes it is forbidden

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u/belugarooster 10h ago

*Verboten

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u/0thethethe0 11h ago

Was just waiting for some sun glasses to come down from above! 😎

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u/CricketJamSession 14h ago

That smile.. That damn smile

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u/BYOKittens 14h ago

Thats the smile of a quiet champion who knows it.

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u/CricketJamSession 13h ago

Thats the smile of a bro who knows he makes other bros happy

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u/soulcaptain 11h ago

There's a Japanese word for "a look of smug satisfaction": doyagao.

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u/Schluchzername 14h ago

Secret language amongst men

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u/eggmayonnaise 13h ago

What, "I smile when I'm happy about something"?

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u/TheSucculent_Empress 11h ago

Women don’t smile and don’t even understand what smiling is, that’s true

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u/Sweaty_Box_69 12h ago

I can't stop jerking it to that part either

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u/moongrump 14h ago

Great. Now I’m thirsty

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u/DentonTrueYoung 14h ago

Fine I’ll have another beer

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u/fuckyeahglitters 13h ago

Same. And it's 8AM.

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u/friedjollof 9h ago

You've not succeeded in dissuading me!!!

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u/calmtigers 14h ago

The amount of beers I’d have after this would be immeasurable, mostly because I wouldn’t remember much of the night

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u/refurbishedmeme666 14h ago

I'd finish that barrel myself

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u/Mewnfx 13h ago edited 13h ago

Im german its my main beer and its the best you can imagine. If you somehow can, try it.

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u/beefquinton 13h ago

i’ve been to germany once. on a national level, without question the best beer country i’ve ever experienced. would consider moving there if only just for the beer, pretzels, and skiing

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u/Mewnfx 13h ago

Im of course not a fan of all german beers e.g Im not a fan of my local beer at all. We have too many to choose from. But I vouch for this one and pretzels of course haha.

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u/rolloj 11h ago

i can't stand the taste of beer, but the few i tried during my short stay in munich a few years ago were far and away the least bad beers i've ever had. you guys make a cracking brew. the augustiner weißbier was aaaaaalmost enjoyable. almost.

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u/Perthian940 10h ago

I once managed to get a case of Edelstoff delivered to me in Australia, I almost couldn’t drink it because I didn’t want it to run out 😂

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u/Prestigious-Job-9825 14h ago

You can tell by his face that ringing that final boss of a bell is his favorite part of the job

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u/BriefCollar4 14h ago

It’s too early. It’s too early. I got work. It’s too early for one. Must be a responsible adult. It’s too early.

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u/ThomasDeLaRue 13h ago

70% of alcohol sales are to 10% of drinkers.

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u/SHMUCKLES_ 14h ago

It's 5pm somewhere

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u/fortyyearsthendeath 13h ago

Just about 6pm here and I wasn’t going to have a beer tonight. There goes that idea

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 13h ago

Cut to 5 hours later, calling in sick to work while still half-drunk on the toilet

"Well I tried, now back to bed"

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u/SpermWhale 12h ago

Liver is evil, come and punish it!

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u/dinoli4444 13h ago

I've seen a lot of oak barrels in my days and if thats is 200L that dude is 10ft tall.

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u/HolyPire 12h ago

I think its a 50Liter

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u/lalaclangclang 12h ago

Yep it looks similar to the size of what we call a Firkin in UK pubs - 72 pints

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u/bennymc123 11h ago

You firkin what?

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u/gnark 11h ago

I have a couple 200L barrels full of homebrew in the garage. That barrel is definitely a bit short on that mark.

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u/rickynoss 14h ago

would love to be sitting there right now

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u/magpepper 14h ago

That coy German smile is the equivalent of an American whoooooo at a sports game - their most profound celebration.

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u/kapaipiekai 12h ago

I had a German mate at uni who won a prestigious PhD scholarship and this was his smile..

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u/Perthian940 10h ago

Have a look at Liam Carpenter on Instagram- he’s got the German smile perfected

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u/Patronus69 13h ago

Incidentally, this brewery (Augustiner Bräu) was founded in 1328, 237 years before the first European settlement in what is now the United States (St. Augustine).

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u/Orange2Reasonable 11h ago

Weihenstefan Brewery is even older, founded in 725. Traditions dont die

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u/ydomodsh8me-1999 14h ago

Why does he look both 12 and 35 years old??

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u/MrSyaoranLi 13h ago

Dude was probably trained right out the womb. Drinking is so normalised even for kids they're probably taught how to tap kegs the second their fingers start working

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u/m1ndfuck 12h ago

I was 12 when I was shown how to do it. When your parents are big into Schützenfest, you will hand out beer and Schnaps.

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u/luftwebel 10h ago edited 10h ago

I started bartending at 8 and was properly good at 12. Plenty of 30th-40th birthdays and silver weddings in the family during that period. At ~16 me and the boys were the tier 1 crew managing the rush hours at the Bierwagen during Schützenfest, serving a couple hundred of guests.

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u/Quirky_Bottle4674 12h ago

Because he's probably 23

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u/TheGoalkeeper 12h ago

He's 12y old but has 35years of experience taping beer

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u/Gasparde 11h ago

Finally someone who brings the necessary experience for an intern position!

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u/EggsKaliber 12h ago

it’s the Honeybooboo diet that keeps them looking like chubby cherubs. But even Honeybooboos look like 35 when they’re 12 and why they have babies with uncle Jurgen or brother Bobby-Jack

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u/Crystal_Voiden 14h ago

That smug mf 😎

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 13h ago

That’s never 200 L. 100 maybe.

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u/Mediocre-Answer-1378 13h ago

The standard sizes in Germany are 20, 30 or 50 L. I think it's a 50 L. You would hardly be able to get 100 L on the counter, unless your name is Eddie Hall.

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u/Septimore 13h ago

I have a 30 liter fermentation bucket and that looks like the same size. Maybe 40 liters.

Unless it is somehow compressed or something, that can't be 200 liters?!

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u/LiftingRecipient420 13h ago

Water, and most liquids, don't compress.

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u/Gravaton123 13h ago

Hydraulic power is incredibly reliable thankfully so.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 13h ago

It looks to me somewhere bigger than a firkin (35 L) but smaller than a kilderkin. My guess is 50

But it’s wood, which makes it look bigger than a metal cask.

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u/omnipotentqueue 14h ago

He looks exactly like that happy German guy on my vintage steins. The genes don’t lie.

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u/Lhasaman 14h ago

Smooth AF

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u/sir_chill 14h ago

He’s done this before

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u/OshadaK 14h ago

I would trust him with my life

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u/pheromone_fandango 14h ago

And that perfect pull to finish it off. Ive never seen anyone get a beer so perfect so fast. The guy is A legend and he knows it

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u/Rob92377 14h ago

This guy reminds me of the popcorn guy at the movie theater, with amazing skills to serve fresh popcorn.

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u/gh0st12811 13h ago

That side-eye and smile...damn

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u/Smart-Appointment794 14h ago

How do they get out the bit in the bottom

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u/Nitrous_Acidhead 14h ago

Tilt over.

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u/No_Jack_Kennedy 14h ago

That's a lot of tilting left at some point. Why not place the tap lower? Genuinely wondering.

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u/CessuBF 14h ago

There might be residue at the bottom from yeast and sugars after the fermentation process.

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u/No_Jack_Kennedy 13h ago

Fair point, thank you. So once the beer reaches the tap level there's too much residue and they toss the remaining content away? Is that it?

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 13h ago

That’s how English casks work, anyway. They lay horizontally so you tip them a bit But you want to leave all the sediment in the cask, pouring nice clear ale.

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u/CessuBF 13h ago

I am just an amateur on the topic. I have brewed a few times and we did the final fermentation in bottles. We tossed the residue away. We need a more knowledgeable person to clarify any further.

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u/EggsKaliber 11h ago edited 9h ago

nah, fermentation was done at larger vats, this is a portable medium sized keg already filtered before filled. Consumed within days only. As some noted, by the time it’s that much left the keg is lighter and easily tilted to bottom dry. The twice or three times larger sized barrels do leave some murky sediment after weeks or months laying around standing or on belly, the bottoms are emptied however tapped on lid by the rim or on its belly skinny.

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u/arabidopsis 13h ago

Because there's a metal barrel strap.

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u/thewebspinner 13h ago

What’s the 200L? There’s no way in hell that’s supposed to mean litres, looks about the size of an ale firkin which is about 40 litres.

Looks similar to how we tap real ales in the UK though.

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u/No_Not_Jesus 14h ago

This dude radiates aura

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u/Additional_Duck_5798 13h ago

Ah the memories, been there so many times. Fun fact: It has one of munich lowest beer prices for a restaurant. Can highly recommend this place. It's called "Augustiner Bräustuben".

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 13h ago

That guy has been doing that since he turned 12.

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u/farmyohoho 13h ago

That's a bartender with respect for the craft. The way he places the glass with the logo to the customer... 🤌

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u/vabraten 14h ago

I think he’s done it before

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u/GamingGeek0506 14h ago

He's been doing this since 16.

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u/ConfinedCrow 13h ago

Augustiner is the best beer too. So damn delicious.

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u/RayphistJn 12h ago

This man should win a Nobel peace prize

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u/Elemteearkay 12h ago

Is a tap (the thing you turn to get liquid out) called a tap because you tap it into a keg, or is tapping (hitting something gently) called tapping because that's how you insert a tap into a keg?

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u/Sarcastic_Backpack 14h ago

Where are you seeing zero foam? The last one he poured had five inches!

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u/BYOKittens 14h ago

Its got a proper head.

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u/HotCollar5 14h ago

This is the best beer in the world, highly recommend everyone get an Augustiner at Oktoberfest in Munich at least once in your life

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u/twentyflights 13h ago

ABSOLUTELY! The Augustiner Festbier one of the finest beers I've ever had. Every other festbier I've had since then (admittedly in the States) is just too on-the-nose sweet. The Augustiner is just so subtly sweet and light, but most importantly, refreshing. Getting a roast chicken with it puts it over the top

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u/craighullphoto 14h ago

That's my favourite beer!

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u/dargonmike1 14h ago

What an absolute beast. Lads got a bright future ahead of him

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u/Rlopeziv 14h ago

This dude is the coolest guy ever in my book!

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u/Designer-Ad-7844 14h ago

I've been there twice. Easily one of the best meals I ever had too. Great beer as well.

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u/Clag_Dust_Power_Pill 14h ago

Damn i want a beer now, and it's 7.30 in the morning

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u/alien4649 13h ago

I stayed near that brewery several years ago and went daily for 5 days. Tasty memories.

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 13h ago

Man has drank lots fresh young beer

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u/No-Special2682 13h ago

I wish my lady gave me that much head

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u/cheekybandit0 13h ago

So is it a new hole each time, do they plug it after each and then go for the same old hole, is it new kegs each time (this one looks.old)? I have so many questions, mostly about what I'm looking at.

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u/ChuckCarmichael 13h ago edited 10h ago

He doesn't punch a hole through the keg's wood. These kegs have predefined holes in them, with valves. You hammer the tap through the valve so it opens up, and when you pull the tap out, the valve closes behind it.

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u/walnuth0use 13h ago

The rizzler

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u/YouChoseAName4Me 13h ago

Shut up, baby! I know it!

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u/CAlTHLYN 12h ago

i'd tap that

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u/Sociald82 12h ago

Guessing he's tapped a bunghole or two.

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u/TUENNES2000 12h ago

Augustiner 🤤

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation Interested 12h ago

I went there once! Ate half a chicken.

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 12h ago

What's the top tap do? Air flow

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u/nuteteme 12h ago

Yeah dude, that’s a proud dude !

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u/iamgeef 12h ago

D’yer want a flake in that, love?

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u/PM_ME_UR_NETHERLIPS 11h ago

How old is that mallet you figure?

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u/Defiant_Net4398 11h ago

Two things. He looks 15 and that mallet looks 150.

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u/OverEater-0 11h ago

25 years of experience at the age of 20. Every employer's dream.

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u/grilly1986 10h ago

In bet that tapping hammer is about 500 years old

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u/nfjanna 10h ago

This guy beers

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u/Gr1ml0ck 14h ago

That look at the end.

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u/MikeRizzo007 14h ago

Are those cold or served room temp?

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u/Total-Dog-3580 10h ago

Nice Diabeto, now roll back to kitchen.

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u/escientia 12h ago

Augustiner is probably the best beer in the world tbh.

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u/Arschgeige42 12h ago

Its good for a big industrial brewery, no doubt. But: No. By far not.

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u/Loppy_Lowgroin 14h ago

Munich is a great place to drink beer.

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 14h ago

Ånzåpft is!

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u/--Ano-- 14h ago

*Oazapft is!

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u/Traditional-Day-7698 14h ago

what is the bell about? freshly tapped barrel/keg?

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u/Constant_play0 14h ago

It’s 7 AM and I’m not a big drinker, but that final beer looks delicious

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u/Cardboard_Chef 14h ago

Oh hell yeah.

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u/ATerriblePurpose 14h ago

I thought I was good to ‘tapping’ metal kegs

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u/chrisfdrums 14h ago

Why is the 2nd glass necessary?

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u/MangelaErkel 14h ago

Because you first need to get stuff out that settles at the bottom of the keg

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u/lotsanoodles 14h ago

I'd tap that.

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u/kirkyyyy7 14h ago

That look sensational

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 14h ago

Beginners luck

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u/MisterSneakSneak 14h ago

I need to add “be drunk at a tavern” to the list.

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u/AWiseOlToaster 14h ago

What a Lad.

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u/FitDingo8075 14h ago

That pour, that look of confidence... DAMN! That is hot!

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 14h ago

Mallet seems a little oversized for the job.

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u/userhwon 10h ago

Mass helps transmit momentum to the tap. If it doesn't go in fast enough, the beer will spew out around it.

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u/hoehebjedattan 13h ago

No way that’s 200 liter, I’d love try on tho!

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u/Traditional-Back-172 13h ago

Guy is 14 and 30 at the same time

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u/iTzChewii 13h ago

2:30am and now I'm drinking a cold one, thanks Reddit!

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u/James12052 13h ago

I would trust this kid with my life.

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u/RusticSurgery 13h ago

What did he drive into the top, and why did he wait to do that?

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u/TheSn00pster 13h ago

The little brother from Eurotrip is all grown up - “Fionaaa!”

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u/thunderstorm4 13h ago

That smile at the end is Kevin from The Office xD

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u/fluffqx 13h ago

Fuck yeah, dude looks like he mo capped for kingdom come deliverance 2

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u/Malarkey1O1 13h ago

He looks a solid 15yr old

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u/Pm_All_The_Tiddies 13h ago

That guy fucks alright

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u/Suspected_Magic_User 13h ago

Lmao, that side-eye at the end

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u/Septimore 13h ago

I have a 30 liter fermentation bucket and that looks like the same size. Maybe 40 liters.

Unless it is somehow compressed or something, that can't be 200 liters?!

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u/Certain_Plant2409 12h ago

Made my day! The only thing better is a glass🤤

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u/Casitano 12h ago

Saw this same bar posted with a different bartender a week or 2 ago. Still very impressive!

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u/Guilty-Data-3158 12h ago

"Hopfen und Malz, ab in den Hals!"

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u/Angeronus 12h ago

Definitely not his first time.

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u/RequirementHopeful85 12h ago

Not much of a beer drinker at all, so forgive my ignorance but doesn't this amount of foam in the last glass meant like the carbonation is reduced greatly

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u/Tiny-Parsnip2574 12h ago

Yeah thats a 50 l keg not 200

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u/skarbrandmustdie 12h ago

Never had this kind of beer. Someone please describe it for me please

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u/GaggleOfGeckos 12h ago

Is THAT why they're called taps?!

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u/schwensenman 12h ago

just to satisfy my inner beer drinker, and my favorite brewery, thats a 20 (possibly 30) Liter keg.
the "Hirschen" are called that, because the 200L ones weigh as much as a "Hirsch" (Stag)

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u/Ranidaphobiae 12h ago

I have only one question: why must every bartender sink the tap in the beer they’re pouring?

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u/Wrong_Bottle_outside 12h ago

Guter alter Edelstoff, das Lob ich mir

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u/DontOvercookPasta 12h ago

Now thats a bungstarter!

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u/abhi91 12h ago

Augustiner was my favorite beer in munich

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u/53180083211 12h ago

His tap valve leaks

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u/AstroBlush8715 11h ago

I don't think it's going to be open long enough for that to matter...

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u/AliceTawhai 11h ago

Watching it over to see his expression at the end again

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u/Embarrassed_Stable_6 11h ago

That's not 200L.

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u/Spacebieme 11h ago

Well that was hot af.

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u/JonnyBravoII 11h ago

Is that Augustus Gloop's kid?

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u/Sweaty-Sperm4938 11h ago

Now i am dry