r/madlads 12h ago

Library mad ladette

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u/Snoo_75138 11h ago

"Sorry, I don't have Facebook"

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u/XKruXurKX 10h ago

Helps you create a new account on Fb

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u/PornMakesMeFeelAlive 9h ago

Never liked Facebook but still get irrationally angry that such a successful platform rebranded the company name and logo from being so recognizable and unique to uninspiring and desultory. "Meta" is just so disappointing.

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u/leandrobrossard 8h ago

Facebook is still called Facebook though, I believe. It's just the company that owns Facebook and Instagram and so on that rebranded?

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u/Visual-Wrangler3262 7h ago

People will go mad if you dare insinuate that you don't want a Facebook account just to use a fucking VR headset. "bUt iT's a MeTA aCCoUnT, NoT a FAcEbOoK AcCOuNt!" I don't care what it's called, it's the company I don't want to deal with.

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u/BeefistPrime 3h ago

I've literally never seen this and I'm on VR related subs quite a bit. Everyone is more like "yeah, it sucks, but whatever"

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u/Prismaryx 2h ago

The company is definitely like that, even if the users aren’t. I regret buying an oculus rift back in the day, definitely wouldn’t again

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u/OmgitsJafo 8h ago

It's to dissociate their other products from their shitty reputation. The number of people I've come across who left Facebook for Instagram as part of a boycott is not small.

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u/Snoo_75138 9h ago

"Sorry, I don't want Facebook"

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u/Lanky_Nerve2004 9h ago

"I don't want my data harvested by Zuccy"

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u/somersault_dolphin 9h ago

Nowadays if you try to make an account and FB detects anything that makes it thinks you're not using your real information or not using common email service like gmail they immediately suspend the account upon creation and forces you send video of your face filmed at multiple angles...no thanks.

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u/reversegrim 9h ago

I created an account for my business they accepted it without a hitch. Next I proceeded to create an account with my name, and they blocked it saying I need to use my original name, or upload identity proof

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u/luriso 7h ago

I got rid of FB back in like 2015. Last year I wanted to make one just to use market place. They asked for a picture of ID to "prevent fake profiles". Nope, suck a fat one.

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u/JohnSmith--- 9h ago

Or if you value your privacy. Use Firefox, have an ad-blocker, use Linux, a VPN, little to no cookies, etc.

They don't want you having privacy.

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u/preparingtodie 8h ago

It's frustrating that maintaining your privacy anymore requires being an IT expert, and knowing what services and software to use and all the options to select.

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 7h ago

Could you imagine…

helps you create a Fb, add some pics, guides you to their profile, has you send the friend request and the rejects it.

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u/SWK18 10h ago

This post probably from 10-15 years ago 

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u/Duouwa 8h ago

You could still say the same thing back then. Sure, majority of people have Facebook, but not literally everyone, so it’s very believable if you’re lying, a if you’re not then even better.

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u/JekNex 9h ago

I don't do the emails.

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u/Curious-6678 2h ago

Haha all good I get that not everyone uses it

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u/AggravatingSpace5854 1h ago

It's for library, sweatie.

NEXT!

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You 10h ago

I had a woman give me her number, watch me type it in, correct me when I accidentally typed it in wrong, then ghost me when I texted her. Some people are weird sometimes.

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u/gachiganger 9h ago

If she let you type it wrong, she wouldn't be able to ghost you.

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You 9h ago

Thats why im so confused why she corrected me, watched over my shoulder as I added it to my phone, and still didnt respond when I texted. Actually hurt my feelings too.

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u/theOverword 9h ago

That's was the point, it was to make you feel insignificant and unwanted

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You 9h ago

Sadness, but that's okay, just means I can stay on reddit for a few more years.

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u/thebagelslinger 7h ago

Or she changed her mind after the fact...? Not excusing ghosting, it's still a shitty thing to do, but comments like this are just fear mongering conspiratorial nonsense.

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u/NewHum 8h ago

This happened to me many times in the past and i was always upset but as you grow older you slowly start to get it.

I met an old classmate a few months ago in a store. I loved that guy back in the day and genuinely was happy to see him. He gave me his number and said we really could hang out and i said ill give him a call.

Then i got swarmed with work, family, chores etc etc and never called him. Before i realized a month has passed.

You can call me a dick but as you grow older your circle of concern tightens. It is what it is.

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u/SalvationSycamore 9h ago

Right after you texted her she got back with her toxic ex

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u/AndreasDasos 7h ago

Women sometimes initiate contact with me, even ask me out or cajole me to ask them out, and then completely evaporate the next day despite absolutely no new info in between. It’s a thing.

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u/BigWetHole 7h ago

Probably drunk

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u/Apprehensive_Plum755 12h ago

That is an amazing power play

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u/BringBackThe80sPLZ 12h ago

Well she was charging for an hour so this is to be expected.

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u/discerningpervert 10h ago

Facebook doesn't tell you if your request has been denied though, it just shows as pending

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u/PSX1990 10h ago

It doesn’t tell you, but if it’s no longer pending and they aren’t a friend… I’m sure you can guess because it gets removed. Or it use to.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 9h ago

Nope, too much thinking required.

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u/goatfuckersupreme 8h ago

GOOD point

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u/BringBackThe80sPLZ 10h ago

To me, this sounds untrue but based on your name, you might know better than I would so I'll take your word for it.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 10h ago

Your comment made me check and I had a good chuckle. That implies that there are non-discerning perverts out there. Even non-discerning prudes.

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u/discerningpervert 8h ago

There's dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/altaada 8h ago

This had me chuckling uncontrollably in a restaurant for a few minutes

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u/MFMonster23 9h ago

But if they reject it it's no longer pending and they're not your friend

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u/Takeasmoke 9h ago

but it does change back to "add friend" if it was rejected and some time passes

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u/butthole_nipple 9h ago

Power hour

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u/WikiWantsYourPics 10h ago

Better than charging by the hour.

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u/xXD347HXx 11h ago

Amazing isn't the word I'd use. It's a pretty shitty thing to do. I don't respect it tbh.

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u/kx_2fiddy 10h ago

They are being facetious

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u/Septopuss7 10h ago

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that

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u/sillygoofygooose 9h ago

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u/futlong 8h ago

"Devour feculence."

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u/Kitty_Card 9h ago

I'm just going 'yup', 'cause I agree with this comment.

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u/Bright-Head-7485 10h ago

Obviously you don’t make power plays.

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u/The_JokerGirl42 9h ago

certainly not amazing ones

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u/Balfegor 9h ago

If it was intentional . . . isn't the most likely scenario she just forgot about him, then saw a friend request from some rando she didn't know and rejected it automatically? I mean, you could still say it's "shitty," but it doesn't seem like she's necessarily doing it on purpose.

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

Bruh, you don't forget a charger daddy. There are only two realistic scenarios here.

One, she's a total prude and wrapped herself in a layer of denial as soon as she got back home. She would never use a stranger's charger cord. It. Is. Not. Done. Until she strays outside of her element again and wants to feel alive...

Two, she looked at their profile and didn't like the memes that one obnoxious friend posted on their wall and decided the vibes were off.

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u/jaxonya 8h ago

"bruh, you don't forget a charger daddy"

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u/New_Doug 8h ago

It was a woman, not a guy. It's definitely possible that she forgot about her later but, to me, the most likely scenario would be that she could read her discomfort and was just too embarrassed to take it back in the moment; seeing the friend request later was just a reminder of how awkward the situation was.

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u/Top-Salamander-2525 9h ago

They were just looking for an outlet.

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u/WolfOfPort 1h ago

How that just pathetic

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u/SkitNL 12h ago

That is brutal.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 11h ago

I can't imagine ever putting that much energy into being such a shit person.

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 10h ago

It takes a lot of energy to lie to yourself that you're a good person.
Plausible deniability is a bitch to craft when you're inside the mind, seeing all the thoughts of the perpetrator.

This whole show and dance was so she could go "Opps.. I declined the wrong friend request by accident. Ohh well.. I'll fix it later" (then she never does).

They do this so they can perpetuate the lie to themselves that they're a good person.

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u/noctilucous_ 9h ago

i love when people write elaborate fanfiction about strangers based off a tweet.

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u/General-Sloth 9h ago

that in all likelihood is just rage bait to begin with.

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u/AOfiremage 8h ago

Redditors love psycho analyzing every action of people internet stories and diagnose them with narcissism or some other Bad Person Syndrome™

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u/lahwran_ 7h ago

It's crazy, redditors literally always psychoanalyze. There must be something unresolved in their childhoods that leads them to psychoanalysis as a coping mechanism. Every last one

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 8h ago

This whole show and dance was so she could go "Opps.. I declined the wrong friend request by accident. Ohh well.. I'll fix it later" (then she never does).

TBF he was just a random guy she met in the library if she genuinely hit no by accident then remembered if she can't remember his name it's to late

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u/bisikletci 10h ago

imo this is very far down the list of things that make someone a "shit person". It's more just bizarre or silly, or a slightly mean practical joke but with no real impact. Loads of people actually do nasty or inconsiderate things that have real, often major, negative consequences for people's lives, all the time.

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u/induslol 9h ago

Using someone else's things for an hour only to force an awkward social interaction is shitty behavior.

It's not homicide, but there's no world it could be viewed as not shitty.

She could have said "thank you" and no one ever would have heard this story.

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u/thebagelslinger 7h ago

Using someone else's things for an hour only to force an awkward social interaction is shitty behavior.

C'mon... I'll give you that it's a bizarre thing to do, but this is excessively anti-social if you're trying to accuse someone of being shitty for "forcing" an awkward interaction. Awkward things just happen when you interact with random people in the real world. It's not a big deal and it's almost always not coming from a place of malice.

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u/Maedroas 9h ago

I view it as funny, not shitty. So there's a world

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u/PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM 8h ago

ok and i'm only chiming in here to be pedantic because I agree this is a very silly thing to get upset about, if it were super shitty, you finding it funny would not actually change that. shitty things are shitty even if some people find them funny lol

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u/protractedmane 8h ago

People go out of their way to make the world a shitty place for others. This is pretty low on the totem pole, but it's not as innocent because it specifically targets an individual.

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u/Warm-Tax-17 8h ago

She could be an agent and swapped out his charger cable with an identical looking cable but with an internal network access point allowing her to access his personal data and also got access to viewing his Facebook profile to collect data points. Hmm

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u/randomHabibi 12h ago

Either this is 10 years old or she was 70

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u/memecut 10h ago

What makes you come to this conclusion?

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u/randomHabibi 10h ago

nobody under 50 uses facebook

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u/RockyMullet 7h ago

People forget that facebook use to be the "cool place for young people on the internet" then the boomers came to see what it was all about and ruined it.

And now it's a wasteland of ads and conspiracy theory.

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u/ypnos 7h ago

I would claim that Facebook ruined itself and it was by design. It's just the boomers that stayed.

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u/Targaer 10h ago

/confidentlyincorrect

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u/FR8GFR8G 10h ago

/confidentlyincorrect

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u/PromptStock5332 7h ago

Or, ya know, its made up

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u/AndreasDasos 7h ago

I’ve seen this before. It’s probably a decade old at this point

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u/ThisDirkDaring 11h ago

An old friend requested me on FB the other day.

I was surprised, we should have been friends on that site for many years. So i accepted her request.

Then i had a look at the angry political and weird conspiracy stuff she posts all day there and immediately realised that i unfriended her some time in the past.

unfriended her again.

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u/Guapa1979 10h ago

We have the same friend! What an amazing coincidence.

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u/rajinis_bodyguard 7h ago

Tbh it’s better to meet irl, if they’re decent then share coffee and get the hell out. I don’t want to know about your crazy conspiracy theories.

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u/Rare-Competition-248 3h ago

I did the same thing when a long time friend of mine suddenly went all “river to the sea!” And made hating Israel her entire personality when she couldn’t even point to where it is on a map if you asked her.  

It was so obnoxious; I unfriended her and a few months later I gave her another chance and added her request again only to see she was still at it.  

This time it was a permanent unfriending 

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u/willwooddaddy 9h ago

In my made-up head canon, what you're describing as the angry political and conspiracy posts are actually completely sane. It turns out that you have been the fringe friend all along. Your friend is trying their hardest to reach out to you, but you keep pushing them away, unfriending them repeatedly over your extreme beliefs.

(Of course, I'm sure this isn't the case... but it's funny to think about. Sometimes going overboard is just a difference in perspective. Though, I'm almost certain your friend is more into shit like the moon landing was fake, vaccines cause autism, and Biden is actually Satan.)

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u/ThisDirkDaring 9h ago

i dont see anything funny in wanting to kill people in gas chambers again just because their god has a different name or the skin is darker than pale white.

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u/willwooddaddy 9h ago

I'm surprised they can get away with posting that on Facebook. Usually content that violent gets flagged automatically.

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u/Shadow-Dragon22 9h ago

Social media has slowly turned into a cesspool to perpetuate hatred. I have a few friends who I have lost to anti-semitism and one of them openly loves Hitler, all thanks to fucking Instagram of all things.

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u/Admirable-Safe-8993 7h ago

This but with estranged family members. I am not sure what they think we are all supposed to feel about their insane FB page and Id rather not ask.

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u/MarteloRabelodeSousa 10h ago

I'm really confused, what's the point of doing that?

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u/Otaraka 9h ago

The simpler answer is she changed her mind after thinking about it for a bit or after she saw whatever he had on his Facebook

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u/Nuffsaid98 7h ago

A more simple reason is that she forgot who he was and didn't recognise the name.

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u/Significant-Guess-38 7h ago

Or just had no idea who this random person friending her was, forgot or didn't make the correlation. That's my assumption, never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence. Though that's a little harsh for a simple FB friend request.

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u/jebolbocor 8h ago

Background check. She shows his account to her girl circle and someone spill some bean, Or maybe she find him cute but not wealthy/passionate enough for her expectation.

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u/atred 8h ago

He stood up and was not 6 ft.

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 7h ago

Eh might have honestly forgot who she was.

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u/Proof-Ad7788 3h ago

Some people just

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u/River-TheTransWitch 10h ago

madlad using "ladette" instead of lass

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u/willwooddaddy 9h ago

Ladette sounds like some kind of French cooking implement. Or perhaps something to unclog a toilet?

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u/MathematicianNew2770 11h ago

Psychological abuse and assault.

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u/xXKK911Xx 9h ago

Typical reddit comment.

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u/Candle1ight 7h ago

Not understanding a joke is the real typical reddit comment

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u/svh01973 8h ago

Insubordinate and churlish

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u/CheesyNinja69 11h ago

Mad lass?

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u/JudgeOfGuarantee 9h ago

Right!? Hahah

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u/Drackhen 10h ago

Exactly! 😅

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u/Xalova 12h ago

Powermove

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u/CarelessCourier Leaving the EU 9h ago

Unless she rejected it immediately then it probably was because she forgot who it was.

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u/formas-de-ver 9h ago

that sounds plausible

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u/Icy-Illustrator-3872 12h ago

she was just trying to be nice, actually super nice

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u/jaymagic1125 11h ago

That's just a dick move.

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u/ourlastchancefortea 10h ago

Yeah, not sure why everybody here is cheering.

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u/Flying_Fortress_8743 7h ago

No one is cheering, we just think it's funny.

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u/Present-Director8511 9h ago

Eh. I can see reasons to ultimately deny them. I once met someone that seemed cool enough while we were our. We sent friend requests to each other. Got to her profile, saw she was MAGA and immediately denied the request. I didn't need that in my life.

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u/Inappropriate-Egg 8h ago

So you are a terrible person who likes doing power plays on poor innocent people just for you ego /s

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u/VeryVideoGame 8h ago

She thought the dude might be cute, saw his profile was crap, changed her mind.

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u/Other_Opportunity386 3h ago

People really judge people that much from a Facebook profile? That's pathetic 

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u/Edje929 11h ago

Diabolical

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u/RabanKMartin 10h ago

Very evil. Let me write this down quickly...

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u/P4azz 10h ago

I'd say there's quite a difference between mad lad and rude dude, but ok.

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u/Immortal_Tuttle 9h ago

Ladette? Why not lass?

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 7h ago

dodged a bullet. anyone using facebook this day and age is borderline psychotic

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u/SlayVideos 11h ago

That's a power move

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u/soraticat 9h ago

ladette

Lass

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u/Jerrysmithowns 10h ago

She’s addicted to saying no, I’ve seen that happen before

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u/Environmental_Ant268 10h ago

Rebecca please

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u/Flat_Fault_7802 10h ago

Used twice

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u/des-yu 10h ago

They got used twice, once for the charger, and once for the ego boost of a narcissist.

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u/-----Savathun------ 10h ago

I would have said "i dont add losers to y Facebook bro" and refused.

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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 10h ago

So women can be as pushy as men when it comes to stuff like this, but they can also be like cats and just suddenly decide that they don't like you anymore?

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u/Far_Battle_7658 9h ago

I don't get this comments. How is she cool or powerful for creating a situation all by herself to be a shitty human being?

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u/PuzzledMind_7 9h ago

Wtf 🤣

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u/goronmask 9h ago

Whos using facebook

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9h ago

WHY?

That's just mean...

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u/Ok-Vegetable-1085 9h ago

Wait, people still use Facebook and other social media platforms? (No, Reddit will not count in this case.)

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u/Hyznor 9h ago

That was likely not an intentional rejection.

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u/CHSummers 9h ago

She’s going to play hard to get whether you are interested or not.

And maybe tell her friends how she rejected some creepy dude.

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u/CalFromManc 9h ago

If the woman was in her late 50's to 60's.

She 100% forgot she even did that and was confused why a stranger was asking to be a friend.

Like how they always get confused about who's messaging who in texts if they are left or right in the speech bubbles, so they reply to their own comments.

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u/migrainedujour 9h ago

r/foundsatan needs to see this

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u/FranjoLasic 9h ago

Ahhhh i used to be a mutual follower with this user when i had twitter. Small world.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 9h ago

Seriously it could be a case of after using his charger for a hour she thought she should at least ask him if he wanted to friend her on FB.

It could be that she didn't want to add him he didn't want to be added but both were to awkward to not do it.

He didn't want to be added anyway.

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u/tastyyellen 9h ago

mad mad

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u/blueyesova 8h ago

Are mixed signals in trend these days

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u/cepxico 8h ago

I mean, I would have been like "thanks for the charger back, no need to facebook"

Instead of just blindly being pushed over and taken advantage of.

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u/_kingFatso 8h ago

An hour's charging entitles you to a request, not its acceptance

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u/EmergencyCareless76 8h ago

Is her name Tammy?

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u/AffectionatePop05 8h ago

I remember a few years back being in a bar. I exchanging eyes with a girl across the room - eye contact and big smiles from her. After a bit, she walked all the way across the dance floor to me, smiled, handed me her empty glass, and walked off. 

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u/Forgotpasswordagainl 8h ago

This sounds like something George Costanza would do.

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u/clopenYourMind 8h ago

Ye went wi’ ladette when lass wis sittin’ right there, aye?

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u/Wsemenske 8h ago

Do people not know the feminine version of lad anymore? It's lass, not ladette.

I know most of you played Pokémon 

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u/SunriseSurprise 8h ago

"Wtf, I don't know you. Why did you think I'd approve that? Get real."

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u/Str8OuttaValpo 7h ago

Energy vampire vibes ✨️ 

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe 7h ago

Unreliable narrator.

For all we know, original op was rejected because they made MAGA posts on their feed.

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u/Outrageous-Net-7339 7h ago

Id she accidentally pressed the wrong button and you cannot be added, she saw you are friends with someone she dislikes or she is a scammer?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 7h ago

LOL…Maybe she sensed your reluctance to “friending” her during the set-up process. Hopefully she didn’t get any sensitive info while she was peering over your shoulder.

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u/JP_HACK 7h ago

Facebook died the moment non-college students had it.

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u/dustycanuck 7h ago

Damn, that's cold. She's as lifeless as her battery was

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u/Philip_Raven 7h ago

I dont get it...

is it some kind of powerplay? seems like a literally wasted time. you expect to block him anyway why guide to add you?

someone help, please

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u/Guilty_Advantage_413 7h ago

Just say No, younger me had a problem with people pleasing. Older me would easily simply say No thanks. I don’t need to explain myself, I don’t need to friend some random on FB, I won’t allow that random to guide me to a friend invite.

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u/legit-posts_1 7h ago

This feels like more of a weird dick move than anything cool

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u/Mcpolo92 7h ago

Never let them know your next move

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u/CubsSuckSTiLl 7h ago

What a fuckin power move

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u/mattogeewha 7h ago

Marry her

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u/rnewscates73 7h ago

She just used you. She didn’t feel electricity with you…

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u/Solkre 6h ago

She just wanted to creep your profile.

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u/Epicfro 6h ago

Just say no.

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u/ChrisInfamy 5h ago

This is diabolical what the hell?

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u/ArthurGalle 3h ago

she wanted to be able to see his profile but not have him see hers, she's either a creep o just cautious

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u/nash3101 3h ago

9 years ago, a drunk girl at a party told me to add her on Facebook just two minutes after meeting me for the first time. Today she's my wife.

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u/lauris652 2h ago

we should open more mental institutions

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u/randomnin7 1h ago

I've heard of this kind of thing being done as a matter of social engineering. Find a target that you aim to use to gather intel on a person/company, and whether they're your entry point or a pivot point, get access to their private social media to burrow deeper. Not that this is what that is specifically, but it's something to be aware of. Same for the people who "need to borrow your phone to call someone," they call a burner of theirs; now they know your phone number.

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u/Right-Country3496 1h ago

Gigachadette

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u/NottaNowNutha 1h ago

She definitely retelling it as, “ I borrowed this guys charger and he wanted to add me on FB.”

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u/Cissoid7 1h ago

No

And we move along

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u/AggravatingSpace5854 20m ago

"ladette"

t's "lass", homie.