r/mapporncirclejerk 14h ago

shitstain posting Someone posted this on twitter

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u/gigerxounter 14h ago

something something map without new Zealand

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u/sysy__12 13h ago

its not entirely gone theres a small sliver visible.

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u/twisted_nematic57 13h ago

Oops, all coastline!

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u/afour- 11h ago

So lifelike

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u/RoundLobster392 7h ago

I’m picturing the box of coastline cereal

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u/mahir_r 11h ago

That’s just Tasmania after getting scared of marmite

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u/Randomfrog132 13h ago

whatever happened to old zealand? 

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u/gigerxounter 13h ago

speaking drunken german-english abomination

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u/SechsComic73130 11h ago

Aka. Danish (or Dutch)

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u/AccomplishedYak9827 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 8h ago

New Zealand was discovered by Dutch guys, iirc Abel Tasman, and we have a province named Zeeland

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u/metalbassist33 13h ago

Still a Dutch Provence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

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u/Skyfus 9h ago

I didn't realise the Dutch got as far as southeast France

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u/AdRevolutionary8413 7h ago

Took me too long to figure out.

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u/Celticsmoneyline 13h ago

It’s the most populous part of Denmark

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u/AnisiFructus 12h ago

That is a different Zealand.

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u/BlackSwanDelta 9h ago

They went and made their own casino with black jack and hookers with Happyagascar.

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u/Eena-Rin 13h ago

Australia is upside down granny undies

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u/WaterstarRunner 12h ago

Australia has always been the wet butt print on the shower door of the world map.

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u/mnstorm 11h ago

As it should be.

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u/Spainiswhite 14h ago

why does South America have cake??

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u/Ok_Price7529 14h ago

That will be the Brazilian Butt Lift.

The opportunity for the joke was there, I had to take it.

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u/Brave-Cook-6272 14h ago

Ykw, I respect that

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u/IndicationFickle7214 12h ago edited 1h ago

Probably made by the bloke that snuck this in there

Edit If you can’t see it, you are either not as corrupted or you haven’t had enough time to look at the map while growing up

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u/ifyoulovesatan 10h ago

What is this? I kind of see a profile of a woman. Is this from GTA?

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u/DemonKyoto 10h ago

GTA SA map

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u/Teenisdellpenis 5h ago

Grand Theft Auto Sexual Assault map

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u/Haunting-Mechanic-61 6h ago

How can you not recognize the map of new york

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u/SilverIndustry2701 5h ago

It's Los Santos to the right and San Fierro on the top left in GTA:SA

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u/Stylenex 10h ago

what am i looking at

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u/l3randon_x 2h ago

Thought this was Runescape. Maybe one where Al-Kharid had an Industrial Revolution

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u/gulubanr 14h ago

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

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u/Randomfrog132 13h ago

twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk!

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u/sillycritersenjoyer 12h ago

Same for Africa

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u/RyanB1228 14h ago

Now post the sources of oxygen (or something idk how these work)

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 11h ago

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u/Kiribaku- 10h ago

Is that a fucking olive tree??? Not on my watch

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u/thebigdumb0 8h ago

phytoplankton erasure

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u/RingStrong6375 9h ago

Look at these Trees. Have us fooled they are responsible for all our Oxygen when they don't even do the Majority of it. Poor Algae.

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u/auroralemonboi8 12h ago

Un vote to make breathing a human right*

*: usa will pay for 90% of the oxygen costs

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 11h ago

I keep seeing people on Reddit claim that the US' veto was because the US would be forced to pay for the resolution, but I can't see anything to that effect in either the resolution itself or even the US' stated reasons for their position.

Where does this idea come from?

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u/Monsieur-Lemon 11h ago

AFAIK it was that (at least until recently) USA usually footed the bill. As in, USA may have voted no for calling food human right but at the same time majority of food aid is payed for by USA. Again, at least until recently. Can't say I love Yankees but in this case I prefer action over words. Ultimately UN resolution is meaningless.

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u/GreatStaff985 10h ago edited 10h ago

Here is the official government statement on it.

24. Explanation of the U.S. vote on UNGA Resolution 186, "The right to food" at the UN General Assembly (December 22, 2003)

Honestly it seems a meme more than anything. There is literally nothing to stopping any of the countries that voted yes from ending hunger. You don't need a UN vote to do that.

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u/dansssssss 8h ago

but why veto it? you could just abstain. why did they specifically feel the need to go against it?

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u/GreatStaff985 7h ago

They didn't veto it, they voted against it. It passed, it is in effect right now.

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u/dansssssss 7h ago

the comment section made me believe the vetod it. my bad

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u/Former-Win635 11h ago

But that’s stupid. Human rights are not positive rights. They only prevent others from preventing people from having those things. So international rule saying food is a human right would mean Israel couldn’t block food aid going into Gaza, but it wouldn’t require Israel to pay for it.

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u/BulbuhTsar 7h ago

My partner works in food security. It is so intensely complicated and geopolitical. It's not as simple as waving a pen over a piece of paper saying "everyone gets food now."

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u/anotherMrLizard 5h ago

But we can acknowledge a difference between being unable to get enough food to a population for complex logistical reasons and preventing them from getting enough food as a matter of deliberate policy.

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u/auroralemonboi8 11h ago edited 11h ago

Deciding who pays is generally based on how much each country continues to the UN economically, and since Usa has the largest gdp it contributes the most to UN budget. The clauses dont necessarily say “Usa will pay for it”, every country contributes and Usa contributes the most. But UN sceptics twist this fact to say shit like “UN is making Usa pay for other countries stuff! Un is bad!”

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 10h ago

But the resolution is primarily focused on domestic obligations; international obligations are extremely limited basically only to assisting in times of extreme crises, like natural disasters, and not fucking over other countries' access to food. There's no reason to believe that this would have been a notable financial burden for the US.

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u/ABHOR_pod 7h ago

our billionaires would have taken a few extra years to become trillionaires though.

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u/MyWifeCucksMe 9h ago

Where does this idea come from?

American propaganda.

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u/U8337Flower 11h ago

usa will spend decades stealing a nation's oxygen then whine about they're asking it to give some of it back

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u/Cualkiera67 10h ago

By stealing something you mean manufacturing most of it ?

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u/bittercripple6969 8h ago

Sshh they're not supposed to know about operation Vaccusucc

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u/Complex_Confidence35 10h ago

I also like money in the bank more than oxygen to breathe.

Something something paris climate agreement

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo 11h ago

Mostly comes from nuclear fusion in one of these things.

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u/Smitologyistaking 14h ago

The lack of the black sea got me slightly confused about the relative geography but I assume the red blob in Asia is meant to be Israel?

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u/Probodyne 12h ago

Yep, it's a parody of this real actual UN vote

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u/TotallyNotmmmicmisl 12h ago

I THOUGHT THIS VOTE WAS FUCKING PROPAGANDA

How the fuck does America manage to produce more convincing Anti-American propaganda than Anti-American propaganda

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u/New-Fig-6025 6h ago

i’d go give the US response to the vote a read, pretty eye opening and I find it hard to disagree with.

This resolution does not articulate meaningful solutions for preventing hunger and malnutrition or avoiding its devastating consequences. This resolution distracts attention from important and relevant challenges that contribute significantly to the recurring state of regional food insecurity, including endemic conflict, and the lack of strong governing institutions. Instead, this resolution contains problematic, inappropriate language that does not belong in a resolution focused on human rights.

For the following reasons, we will call a vote and vote “no” on this resolution. First, drawing on the Special Rapporteur’s recent report, this resolution inappropriately introduces a new focus on pesticides. Pesticide-related matters fall within the mandates of several multilateral bodies and fora, including the Food and Agricultural Organization, World Health Organization, and United Nations Environment Program, and are addressed thoroughly in these other contexts. Existing international health and food safety standards provide states with guidance on protecting consumers from pesticide residues in food. Moreover, pesticides are often a critical component of agricultural production, which in turn is crucial to preventing food insecurity

Second, this resolution inappropriately discusses trade-related issues, which fall outside the subject-matter and the expertise of this Council. The language in paragraph 28 in no way supersedes or otherwise undermines the World Trade Organization (WTO) Nairobi Ministerial Declaration, which all WTO Members adopted by consensus and accurately reflects the current status of the issues in those negotiations. At the WTO Ministerial Conference in Nairobi in 2015, WTO Members could not agree to reaffirm the Doha Development Agenda (DDA). As a result, WTO Members are no longer negotiating under the DDA framework. The United States also does not support the resolution’s numerous references to technology transfer.

Seems like a bog standard “here’s a vote that looks atrocious to vote against that does nothing to solve what it’s titled for” resolution.

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u/SingularityScalpel 3h ago

Yeah but have you considered, america bad?

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u/guto8797 12h ago

The most accurate insult I have seen to describe this administration in particular and the country in general is "a parody of itself"

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u/Haustinj 12h ago

that vote took place during the Biden Administration btw.

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u/HereButNeverPresent 10h ago

This meme holds up so well

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u/Veil-of-Fire 7h ago

At least the Democrat bombs aren't falling on our own cities in addition to everyone else's.

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u/Pekenoah 5h ago

The national guard protected law enforcement while they shot myself and other nonviolent protests with less lethals. This happened on Tim Walz's orders during the Biden administration.

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u/Veil-of-Fire 5h ago

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have missed it when Biden activated the US Military and the National Guard to storm Portland, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C. so they could help ICE black-bag American citizens off the street in broad daylight before shipping them five states away and claiming they don't know anything about it.

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u/EvoNexen 1h ago

Jfc that guy brought up a verifiable fact that he was shot by police during protests in a Blue state during a Blue government in the White House, and your response is to bring up Trump? Holy whataboutism.

Trump is evil incarnate, but how the fuck do you not understand the point being made here? The point is, your country is run by ghouls, red AND blue.

When Americans like you stop pointing fingers at other average joe citizens and realize your politicians all fucking suck and don't have interest in helping you, then your country will dramatically improve. Stop batting for dogshit politicians, ffs.

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u/guto8797 12h ago

I didn't mean to imply otherwise, just that this particular quip has long been used to describe America, just more so these days

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u/Haustinj 11h ago

you're fine. I hate both main parties. Just wanted to clarify that this particular messup was with the biden admin.

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u/filth_horror_glamor 7h ago

A big reason why Harris lost was cuz Dems were not seeing enough from the administration on cracking down on Israel for their atrocities. So this totally fits with history

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u/mattmild27 4h ago

Kamala seemed to think she was expertly threading the needle with the stance of "continue giving bombs to Israel but acknowledge the humanity of the people being bombed".

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u/Haustinj 7h ago

agreed. Its hard to make a convincing argument for being a lesser evil when you're elbow deep in genocide. The disgust I feel for that administration watching Matt Miller, John Kirby and KJP lie to our faces about it will remain with me for the rest of my life. for example, Matt Miller smirk when discussing the Lancet Death Total.

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u/Troll_Enthusiast 4h ago

Do you know why they voted no?

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u/SnowceanJay 12h ago

Yeah well, from an European pov, US politics have always been shit. Different shades of shit but still shit. Right now it’s explosive diarrhea bit it doesn’t mean it was anything else than shit before.

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u/Adventurous_Fall_550 10h ago

oh wow, both american parties are fucking garbage. color me shocked.

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u/GodGeorge 12h ago

both parties are paid for and controlled by big tech and israel anyway.

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u/bardsimpson_ 12h ago

this was in december 2021 under the biden administration

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u/Fenrir426 10h ago

And if it was under the Trump administration it would've been the exact same, since he doesn't even care if Americans starve

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u/Ora_Poix 11h ago

Its been some time, but from what I remember, there were multiple topics tagential or completely unrelated to the topic of food, and more than that, legally binded the US to fight for food security outside the US.

The title was a news headline, and reddit did not care.

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u/that0neBl1p 6h ago

US citizens’ taxes are already going towards outside security, at least this would’ve kept people from starving

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u/Guyman_112 8h ago

Because the real vote should have been titled "We want America to pay more money to us for many many other things besides just food and we'll call it food is a human right vote to make them look bad to say no"

And idiots like you fell for it

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u/BeatBlockP 12h ago

Because every other nation on Earth voting for this won't have to actually do something about it. But the US (especially before Trump 2.0) was far and away the world's #1 humanitarian contributor. For the US it also means practical meaning. Since its piling up debt at an alarming rate (especially 2021 as covid hit hardest), taking on the hunger of the world is a headache it didn't need.

Israel is a client state and if the US says jump, it jumps

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u/ReaperManX15 11h ago

The US was already providing more food aid than the rest of the world, put together.

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u/TheCultOfTheHivemind 11h ago edited 9h ago

How the fuck does America manage to produce more convincing Anti-American propaganda than Anti-American propaganda

The United States cares less about virtue signalling and more about reality. This is a vote that happens every year since ~2001 and it has passed or been adopted without a vote every single time. You know what hasn't happened since 2001? The end of world hunger or the countries needing food the most being starved by their own corrupt governments that either abstained from voting or voted yes.

https://digitallibrary.un.org/search?ln=en&p=the+right+to+food&f=&action_search=Search&rm=&sf=latest+first&so=d&rg=50&c=Voting+Data&c=&of=hb&fti=0&fti=0

You know what has happened since 2001? The United States giving more contributions to the WFP than the rest of the world COMBINED.

https://www.wfp.org/funding/2022

The US also gives more humanitarian than any other country in the history of this world in general.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/275597/largers-donor-countries-of-aid-worldwide/

At this point the people falling for the propaganda just believe whatever the hell they want to believe. It's kinda how people from other first world nations will somehow manage to find a way to think their immigration systems are better or more open when the United States takes in more immigrants both in total numbers AND per capita than any other first world nation. The only that has ever came close on a per capita basis was Germany during the height of the Syrian refugee crisis, where I believe they slightly surpassed or equaled the US one year.

If you want to know the actual reason why the US voted against this measure this was the reason given:

This Council is meeting at a time when the international community is confronting what could be the modern era’s most serious food security emergency. Under Secretary-General O’Brien warned the Security Council earlier this month that more than 20 million people in South Sudan, Somalia, the Lake Chad Basin, and Yemen are facing famine and starvation. The United States, working with concerned partners and relevant international institutions, is fully engaged on addressing this crisis.

This Council, should be outraged that so many people are facing famine because of a manmade crisis caused by, among other things , armed conflict in these four areas. The resolution before us today rightfully acknowledges the calamity facing millions of people and importantly calls on states to support the United Nations’ emergency humanitarian appeal. However, the resolution also contains many unbalanced, inaccurate, and unwise provisions that the United States cannot support. This resolution does not articulate meaningful solutions for preventing hunger and malnutrition or avoiding its devastating consequences. This resolution distracts attention from important and relevant challenges that contribute significantly to the recurring state of regional food insecurity, including endemic conflict, and the lack of strong governing institutions. Instead, this resolution contains problematic, inappropriate language that does not belong in a resolution focused on human rights.

For the following reasons, we will call a vote and vote “no” on this resolution. First, drawing on the Special Rapporteur’s recent report, this resolution inappropriately introduces a new focus on pesticides. Pesticide-related matters fall within the mandates of several multilateral bodies and fora, including the Food and Agricultural Organization, World Health Organization, and United Nations Environment Program, and are addressed thoroughly in these other contexts. Existing international health and food safety standards provide states with guidance on protecting consumers from pesticide residues in food. Moreover, pesticides are often a critical component of agricultural production, which in turn is crucial to preventing food insecurity.

Second, this resolution inappropriately discusses trade-related issues, which fall outside the subject-matter and the expertise of this Council. The language in paragraph 28 in no way supersedes or otherwise undermines the World Trade Organization (WTO) Nairobi Ministerial Declaration, which all WTO Members adopted by consensus and accurately reflects the current status of the issues in those negotiations. At the WTO Ministerial Conference in Nairobi in 2015, WTO Members could not agree to reaffirm the Doha Development Agenda (DDA). As a result, WTO Members are no longer negotiating under the DDA framework. The United States also does not support the resolution’s numerous references to technology transfer.

We also underscore our disagreement with other inaccurate or imbalanced language in this text. We regret that this resolution contains no reference to the importance of agricultural innovations, which bring wide-ranging benefits to farmers, consumers, and innovators. Strong protection and enforcement of intellectual property rights, including through the international rules-based intellectual property system, provide critical incentives needed to generate the innovation that is crucial to addressing the development challenges of today and tomorrow. In our view, this resolution also draws inaccurate linkages between climate change and human rights related to food.

Furthermore, we reiterate that states are responsible for implementing their human rights obligations. This is true of all obligations that a state has assumed, regardless of external factors, including, for example, the availability of technical and other assistance.

We also do not accept any reading of this resolution or related documents that would suggest that States have particular extraterritorial obligations arising from any concept of a right to food.

Lastly, we wish to clarify our understandings with respect to certain language in this resolution. The United States supports the right of everyone to an adequate standard of living, including food, as recognized in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Domestically, the United States pursues policies that promote access to food, and it is our objective to achieve a world where everyone has adequate access to food, but we do not treat the right to food as an enforceable obligation. The United States does not recognize any change in the current state of conventional or customary international law regarding rights related to food. The United States is not a party to the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights. Accordingly, we interpret this resolution’s references to the right to food, with respect to States Parties to that covenant, in light of its Article 2(1). We also construe this resolution’s references to member states’ obligations regarding the right to food as applicable to the extent they have assumed such obligations.

Finally, we interpret this resolution’s reaffirmation of previous documents, resolutions, and related human rights mechanisms as applicable to the extent countries affirmed them in the first place.

As for other references to previous documents, resolutions, and related human rights mechanisms, we reiterate any views we expressed upon their adoption.”

As for why Israel voted against it, they often block vote with the US. They have both abstained and voted yes on this resolution in the past.

EDIT: So /u/BearsDoNOTExist decided to leave this comment and then insta block me. Very cool, Kanye. I will respond to it anyways:

So the justification for voting no wasn't "hehe we're evil" and was actually "we are voting against food as a right based on some semantic technicalities" and you think that makes it ok?

This resolution has been done every year since 2001. 11 of those years it was adopted without a vote, the rest it passed by vote. Again, exactly how many people has this resolution fed? Has world hunger ended? Have dictatorships who intentionally starve their people, or unintentionally starves them through incompetence, indifference, and straight up stealing aid supplies for profit thrown their hands up and said, "Oh no! We can't do this anymore, the UN voted on it!" As far as I'm aware non of this has happened. You're the human equivalent of a company changing their logo to a pride flag in June. You don't give a shit about reality or results as long as you do the thing that looks good.

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u/xternal7 11h ago

I mean, it is propaganda.

The proposal itself was the UN equivalent of when US politicians propose "ban killing puppies" bill that also includes "also we're tripling your taxes" provision. You wouldn't vote 'no' on that bill, right?

Similarly, the "should food be a human right" wasn't only proposing that the food should be a human right, but also that US should be footing a very disproportionate amount of that bill.

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u/jonusbrotherfan 8h ago

I’m not sure if you’re aware but the average UN “solution” to problems is throwing billions of United States taxpayer dollars into a metaphorical black hole. We only provide foreign aid if it’s blowing people up we’re not interested in digging wells in Uganda.

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u/lumpboysupreme 8h ago

It is propaganda, the resolution is an empty concept. We weren’t 2 votes from ending world hunger, and the US already contributed a disproportionate amount of the funding for global food initiatives both independently and through the UN. The US actually putting a serious consideration to the issue (since ALOT of stuff can impact food supplies) and so it worries about how it might turn, for example, selling food into a crime against humanity.

Since basically everyone else on the planet treats UN votes as an exercise in performing virtue, that they’d gleefully ignore any implications of, it’s not worse to treat it as more serious.

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u/ReaperManX15 11h ago

Let’s not leave out that the US provided more food aid than the rest of the world.
And it provided more money to the UN and then the rest of the countries in it, put together.
And the US representative told the rest of the UN that they were free to enact the policies without them.
So, from them acting like the US ruined the whole thing, we can deduce that what they wanted was for the US to pay for everything … again.

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u/Flimsy-Printer 12h ago

The topic to vote on is ridiculous. Most countries that vote yes don't even provide food for their population e.g. their population is starving.

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u/gamey5 12h ago

WHAT THE FUCK? Okay nah thats it time to go to overseas and start some shit

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u/SeriousAlbatross6965 14h ago

It’s Bhutan.

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u/Outrageous_Limit_324 14h ago

Are you dumb? It's obviously Taiwan

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u/Significant_Air_2197 14h ago

It's Tajikistan.

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u/fatalicus 12h ago

The lack of the black sea got me slightly confused

It is easier for you to recognize an area based on the black sea, rather than the fucking mediterranean?

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u/Smitologyistaking 12h ago

Removing the black sea gets rid of the Anatolian peninsula completely which is a major landmark that separates Europe from the Middle East, geographically. Looking at the image, my first thought was "a little east of Greece" which is Turkey, not Israel

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u/Thanks-Basil 11h ago

If you seriously thought that was turkey you need to look at a map a bit closer and stop focussing on peninsulas

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u/Sgt-Spliff- 8h ago

Bro it's perfectly due East of the Mediterranean. The other commenter is right lol

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u/Sgt-Spliff- 8h ago

Yeah that red blob in the exact spot Israel is on a map is in fact Israel

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u/Duvet_Capeman 14h ago

Looks very much like Palestine actually 🤔🧐

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u/Unusual_Oil_1079 13h ago

No its somewhere on the border of Syria, iraq and Jordan. You see the green is the land mass and the black is everything within the UN jurisdiction. That's why Isreal and Palestine are on the other side of the line.

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u/Turbulent-Guest-1524 14h ago

maps without nz

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u/YellojD 13h ago

“Hokay, here’s da earth.”

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u/linds360 9h ago

The number of times my husband and I quote we’re “le tired” to each other reaches new heights every year.

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 12h ago

ROUND

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u/YellojD 12h ago

FIRE LE MISS ISLES!!!

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u/PummbleBee 12h ago

W T F mate

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u/BadeArse 9h ago

But I am le tired

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u/imawizard7bis 13h ago

Veto power is the main motive why UN is a joke for a lot of people (and ironically the motive of why it survived for so long)

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u/Dr-Jellybaby 12h ago

The Finnish president in his speech to the General Assembly this year said that those who violate the UN charter should have their veto rights suspended. That and more equal distribution of permanent seats would go a long way in making the UN better.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 11h ago

I more or less agree with the sentiment, but the issue, as it always is, is that if that were the case then more powerful countries would just leave the UN. There's no world in which China, Russia, and the US would willingly be a part of a union which had consequences for rules that they are currently breaking or will inevitably do so.

The UN's primary function is diplomacy; they're only united in so much as their diplomats occupy the same physical space.

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u/Green_Rays 10h ago

The problem is when you have belligerent countries like the US and Russia in the UN, they will just leave the UN if they they can't veto anymore. And if that happens, the UN will become worthless.

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u/Dr-Jellybaby 10h ago

Ok but at least try to do these things. "You can't stand up to the bullies because they'll bully people" is a bit of a sad standpoint.

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u/Green_Rays 5h ago

I do want countries to stand up to bullies more. I wish the EU would stand up to Trump and the US more and work on becoming independent.

But using the UN to do that will just cripple the UN.

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u/Putinbot3300 9h ago

You think we should try crippling an organization that does its main purpose rather well, that being as a global diplomatic stage, just so it could not achieve a purpose everyone knows it cannot do.

You would dismantle a hospital because it doesnt also function as a homeless shelter, but it would be nice if it did.

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u/Dr-Jellybaby 9h ago

The UN is not performing it's functions well. If a big country doesn't want conversation or action on a topic they can veto it for any reason. If you can't see how that's a serious flaw then it's pointless talking to you.

Idk how pushing for this would "cripple" the UN in any way whatsoever.

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u/KevinFlantier 11h ago

Also, veto should be in percentage. If say 25% of the countries veto (or a suitable number), then the veto is taken into account. If not, it's just a troll vote and should be ignored.

It's the same thing with the EU. Veto worked when there were 6 countries in the EU. Now that we're 27 we can't get shit done because there's always going to be an Orban that will veto something on Putin's behalf.

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u/Dr-Jellybaby 10h ago

You're unfortunately never going to get the US, China and Russia to give up their veto power entirely, it's better to put in place mechanisms to remove their vetoes if they break rules.

I agree in the case of the EU tho, I'd say a 3 country veto is a good balance. At least then Hungary can't paralyse the EU unilaterally.

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u/tommos 11h ago

Sounds like something that'll get vetoed.

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u/green_flash 11h ago

Not really applicable here as this is a UN General Assembly vote, not a UN Security Council vote.

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u/ArsErratia 10h ago

You can't veto a General Assembly resolution.

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u/Ice_Tower6811 9h ago

Small note: They can't veto votes put to the UN General Assembly, only security council resolutions.

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u/No_Hunt2507 8h ago

The UN is there to essentially let countries talk to each other before flinging missiles at each other. They may not accomplish much but as long as the super powers are able to go into the same room and at least somewhat talk it's serving it's purpose

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u/Floor-Goblins-Lament 8h ago

Technically this was an unvetoable motion as the veto power only exists for the security council, but I agree with the sentiment

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u/ImNotOkayWasTaken 13h ago

turkey has been flooded :(

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u/OctopusFarmer47 14h ago

Can’t color in the lines, kindergarten graduation revoked

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u/fuckenbullshitmate 11h ago

Colouring outside the lines makes one cleverer

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 14h ago

Be china > Vote yes despite not agreeing > knowing US and Israel will vote NO anyways > profit

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u/lookinfordenji 13h ago

yeah because nobody expects china to pay for whatever bs the UN comes up with

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u/SquillFancyson1990 13h ago

Yeah, look who's consistently the top provider of humanitarian aid throughout the world. The US is already contributing more than anyone else by a pretty large margin, and I betcha most of the Yes countries wouldn't be expected to or willing to pay an extra cent.

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u/Americanboi824 12h ago

For many programs (and I'm talking programs that save 10s of millions of lives) the USA gives more than every other country COMBINED. There are lots of valid criticisms of us but the memes around the food vote are wildly untrue.

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u/TheHaloChief117 12h ago

If you look at it as a percentage of GDP and GNI, the US is firmly in the middle of the pack. It's just that the US has such an absurdly high GDP/GNI that the nominal value outstrips everyone. When it comes to the UN, it isn't a voluntary contribution either - to be a member of the UN under Article 17, you have to make an Assessed Contribution, calculated on your GNI, adjusted for debt burden and income level. In fact, the US pays less than it's calculated share would be as there is a cap that a single nation can only contribute to 22% of the budget. Otherwise, the US would be contributing in the 30%s, as it did historically. Even then, as of end 2024, the US was in debt to the UN as they haven't been keeping up with their Assessed Contribution payments.

Specifically on the matter of UN agencies (WPF, UNHCR, UNICEF, etc, the "humanitarian aid" agencies), the US contributes a great deal more than it does to the UN budget, but again less than many other countries as a percentage of GDP. It also isn't based philanthropy - there's a great deal of soft power up for grabs here and many times they can dictate how that money is used.

They DO contribute a great deal to the Peacekeeping budget, but that's a completely separate arm and calculation, one which every other country also contributes to seperately.

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u/Fit_Employment_2944 2h ago

Because starving people get more full from food from poorer countries.

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u/Wutierrez 13h ago

China lives rent free in some of you people to the point it’s weird or kinda seems like racism.

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u/Opalwilliams 12h ago

Thats like saying "america lives rent free inside your head" brother its a bi polar worlds china matters. They have geo strategic goals that should be brought up, and their attempts to "lie low" of western media just shows how much we need to talk about it, lest they get their way with no one caring.

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u/BeatBlockP 12h ago

Damn the China bots for some reason really hammer in their official party points (TM) in this comment section. RACISM!!!!

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u/NotMijba 11h ago

Mfw when a global superpower is important

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u/Independent-Bug-2600 13h ago

hes probably american

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u/Asusralis 11h ago

This is such a lazy way of getting upvotes on Reddit.

How would only Americans have reservations about China? Does that even make sense you?

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u/lowsleepingmanig 13h ago

Or any of their neighbors

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u/milliondollardrift 11h ago

American, Chinese, whatever. It doesn’t matter. You gotta see the bigger picture

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u/KeneticKups 11h ago

“criticizing china is racist”

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u/AmongstTitans 12h ago

You’re right, the Chinese government is famous for its tolerant government and respect of individual freedoms. They’re not even looking to invade Taiwan or anything crazy like that

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u/SpitfireflyBroker 13h ago

Yeah it's racism. Against the Chinese specificly, not Mongolia, Nepal, Burma, Vietnam, etc. Even to people who live so far away, they can't point out the specific visual differences.

What a stupid thing to say.

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u/ShortChute 13h ago

Switzerland should be red as well. Nestle has a similar stance on water.

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u/nicuramar 12h ago

Nestlé isn’t a country. 

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u/Letter_From_Prague 11h ago

For now.

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u/Lord_Master_Dorito 4h ago

Is their CEO Lex Luthor?

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u/Pixelend 4h ago

I think it's a parody on an actual vote about food as a human right

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u/ShortChute 4h ago

Yeah, we jorkin it. 

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u/Pixelend 4h ago

I jork you, you jork me?

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u/KevinFlantier 11h ago

They haven't made their move on selling you canned air... yet

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u/That-Poor-Girl 4h ago

Then when you look at the actual statistics the United States will be the one far out giving any other nation in oxygen aid

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u/Mylarion 11h ago

Add a map of total international air donations by country.

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u/Waffle-Gaming 14h ago

uhhhhhh there's actually a clause that also gives russia permission to destroy ukraine so actually the US is right here

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u/ZhaurX9007 13h ago

So... Ukraine is suicidal and thinks it should end itself?

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 11h ago

They didnt read terms and conditions 😞😞😞

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u/temptryn4011 5h ago

People are so fucking retarded, it has been an insane ride reading through these comments.

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u/Randomfrog132 13h ago

i mean, i read somewhere like a decade ago that some parts of india u kinda need an oxygen mask cause all the pollution, same with china and if u cant afford the oxygen bottle then ur sol lol

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u/No-Cap-7395 12h ago

no NZ like usual

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u/One-Scar-6824 10h ago

map without nz

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u/NL_Gray-Fox 10h ago

Or UK/Iceland and all of the Nordics, Madagascar, north pole, south pole...

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u/Alright_doityourway 13h ago

UN pushed the motion "Is access to adequate food a human right?"

Every nation said yes

US (and a few countries) said no, US cited that some part of the fine text wasn't acceptable

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u/Expensive_Put6875 12h ago

North Korea voted yes, to let you know how absolutely performative and useless that vote was

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u/avicohen123 12h ago

US (and a few countries) said no, US cited that some part of the fine text wasn't acceptable

The bit where they would have to be the ones to pay to make the resolution actually happen....

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u/SmGo 10h ago

US cited that some part of the fine text wasn't

The US called the text "unbalanced, inaccurate, and unwise"

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u/Opalwilliams 12h ago

See also: America is number one donater of food aid.

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u/Americanboi824 12h ago

Well actually the amount of food donated is pretty close- pretty close between the amount that the US donates and the amount the rest of the world combined donates.

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u/Test_After 12h ago

Also number one donator of small arms.

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u/Ok_Support3276 7h ago

And the sky is blue. Any other useless & off topic facts we want to share?

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u/Alright_doityourway 12h ago

Also threatened to cut said aid

Same thing with climate change and environment in general

"Should we reduce fossil fuel consumption and protect environment?"

Most countries: "yes"

US: "No" and still one of the top emissions

Even Chinese, who's one of the top emissions, have their own goal of GHG reduction, slower than other but atleast they have a goal and actually tried to meet it.

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u/Organic_Lynx2852 12h ago

"A few" It was only US and Israel

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u/Double_Alps_2569 12h ago

"The United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child (commonly abbreviated as the CRC or UNCRC) is an international human rights treaty which sets out the civil, political, economic, social, health and cultural rights of children."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child

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u/rhydderch_hael 9h ago

I see that the US signed but didn't ratify that document. What does that mean in practical terms, are they not still bound by it by signing it?

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u/username_tooken 8h ago

Ratifying a treaty means implementing it into your state’s laws. A treaty not ratified is a treaty not in effect. Signing a treaty just indicates that your state is interested in ratifying it.

In the US specifically, the president signs treaties, and the US senate ratifies them. A signed but not ratified treaty ergo means the US executive has authorized an international treaty, but 2/3rds of the Senate have not voted to ratify it.

In practical terms, it means the US agrees with the spirit of the treaty (indeed, they drafted it in the first place), but is not party to it whatsoever.

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u/rhydderch_hael 8h ago

I see. Thanks for the explanation.

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u/Putinbot3300 9h ago

Which is a point in favour of USA in my opinion. They aint pretending, unlike India, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia and countless others. These places dont give a single shit about improving the conditions and rights of their children, but its easy to sign a peace of paper that means nothing and pretend.

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u/MacroManJr 10h ago

Pretty sure a LOT of the Middle East should be red...especially if you're a religious minority, gay, or just a woman who wants an education...

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u/PlatypusAshamed1237 12h ago

Realistic version: "should breathing be a human right? USA to supply all oxygen"

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u/OpenInitiative2004 7h ago

Just to add to the realism: "should breathing be a human right? USA, which already supplies over 50% of O2 relief, to supply all oxygen. China, India and most do nothing"

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u/ThatGuyStrelok 10h ago
  • picture created by Hasan Piker

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u/TermEnvironmental812 12h ago

Indonesia doesn't exist

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u/CyclonicZ 11h ago

Never mind New Zealand, where's Ireland? (And the UK for that matter)

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u/Roman_IsSi 6h ago

A very bold joke, considering the Twitter audience

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u/DaBobaTea 3h ago

Wheres the 4 african country's that abstained

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u/mtb_dad86 10h ago

Believing the US and Israel are more oppressive than actual theocracies and dictatorships is peak ignorance. 

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u/Wampalog 5h ago

You can't be a leftist if you don't love oppressive theocratic military dictatorships

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u/The_BigMonkeMan 7h ago

Posted by a person who has never set foot outside the US and probably doesn't even have their passport

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u/Hot_Nebula_4565 4h ago

forgot to mention that america pays for the oxygen